holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

Ok everyone is here expecting jokes but let me educate you on aerosol cans.

You’ve won your internet for the day, go home.

The picture really ties the room together.

has scored twice

I call ‘Heatmydick’ as my new gamer tag...

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

The way his head is bobbing you can tell he is giving 110% effort, like that is seriously fucking all out and followed up by an American Football style tackle that brings the crowd to its feet. That ALONE is an impressive highlight. To then have the presence of mind and gift of feet to actually turn around and put a…

Are YOU thick?

I’m certain you are correct on all these points.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

We found him, it’s the one guy who uses “stanch” correctly! Get him!

As a Canadian sports fan, I sincerely hope Don Cherry is dead long before the 2026 World Cup.

McVay doesn’t forget much. It’s that simple.

I mean, us being down here doesn’t help. But can we quit this “they imported it from America” whenever some other Western country has people who do this? Canada doesn’t need to import racism; it has it’s own. The same people who colonized Canada colonized the United States.

Grandma takes are the best. My grandma is 96, and while she doesn’t watch basketball, she has baseball takes galore. For her 90th birthday I took her to a game at AT&T Park because she loves the Giants and had never been. All she did was complain that it wasn’t as nice as when she used to watch football at Kezar…

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

She was the best, she was hugging the heck out of the French players too, at which point it went from “sweet of her to show such motherly concern for her countrymen,” to “hey, I think she digs sweaty football dudes....”

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