I hope that if Aliens are watching us, they’re paying close attention to things like this to get a glimpse of our true nature. I love these stories where people from all over rally their experience and technology to rescue people trapped in impossible situations.

That one made me chuckle.

Will it be voiced by Christopher Plummer?

If we define ‘the world’ as PSG this is a true statement.

Stop trying to make FRAUD happen, Gretchen.

Right? The Denmark-France match this morning was the first in the whole tournament to end 0-0. A bunch of teams have been fun and scrappy and there have been a ton of wild, awesome goals. This tournament has been defined by being super fun.

The advantage to him being Canadian in this argument with the NFL is he won’t be limited to just one motion.

This is all very nice but he did a terrible job of refereeing the Germany - Sweden match.

Which is a small part of the larger Cuadradic goal scoring formula. 

E- Luftwaffel Haus 

That looked a lot like how goals are scored by my 10 year-old daughter’s team.

A man, a plan, a fuck up.

Lineker’s decent tho
And I hate them for the most part

I’m switching to Ty Cobb

The Sir Jack Hobbs of racism?

Ok, they are the Babe Ruth of racism.

Is that better?

PEOPLE JUST LIKE IT BETTER THAT WAYYYYYYYYYY

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

I know we’re supposed to be grossed out by the spit thing but that picture makes me want a burger so fucking bad.

*eyes dart back and forth* ... naw