The movie is directed by the guy that played “E” on the television series Entourage.

Boy, it really is America’s Game, isn’t it?

Damn Albertans.

Phil was at the arena today - team did an event for STH. He looks good, although not seeing him in a suit with white gloves was a little disconcerting.

Beat me to a variation of the joke.

(Editor’s note, supplemental: Suddenly, “threve” realized that he was commenting on a hockey thread, left the Starbucks, drove to the nearest Tim Hortons, and created his own drive-through window.)

(Editor’s note: Three minutes after Deadspin commenter “threve” posted this, he was arrested while waiting in line at the Starbucks drive-thru after ramming his F-150 into the car ahead of him for taking too long to order.)

Here’s an easy headline for you:

If I knew the answer, I would you.

In soccer terms, no.

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

Not sure where to focus on in this story/stream of consciousness recall, but have a star.

their fault for their new Ambien wing sauce

Is this a Canadian thing?

Well deserved, but can we get a report on the other winners as well? Let’s not treat the literary awards as an afterthought.

We aren’t going to get an article about all the winners? Has io9 given up the pretense that it is a science fiction website?

I thought the oskee-wee-wee was something he had to do for his parole officer.

You may regret not seeing “Quixote” now, but after the entire theater and the film is swallowed up by a sinkhole, you’ll count yourself lucky to have escaped unscathed.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

So it’s Millwall with kippahs?