22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

Bat Flip Mitzvah!

Jesus. That was exhausting to watch. My husband kept telling me to turn it off because it was over.

Best strike day ever.

You know who can’t enjoy theater jungle gyms? Harambe.

+1 umbrella

I like that he at least had some regular, measurable amount of drool prior to the accident

to be fair, I think he was saying “at its apex you couldn’t tell where the fuck it was coming down because goofus just heaved it straight up as far as he could.”

Are we all just gonna ignore that the kid was attacked by a fucking Minotaur?!?!

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

Congrats!

In lower levels it’s far more common (still not SUPER common, but substantially more than in the MLB just purely because the pitchers aren’t as good).

It’s a riot getting to see a pitcher limp one over that’s too close to the plate and always ends up right at letter height so the guy can just haul off on it.

You know, I’m sick and tired of hearing people slam MSM all the time. I think it gets a bad rap, honestly. In fact, I think it’s underrated! I know the takeout I get from the Chinese place down the road wouldn’t be the same without it.

I find this comment Tet Offensive.

Pretty sure if he’s brought back to earth that the tides are gonna be fucked up.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

As a Red Sox fan, I feel that Levine handled this perfectly.

His compassion knows no bounds

My favorite part of this is how neither player has animosity after it’s over.

“Eh, buddy, sorry boot your stick.”

I was thinking C-3PO had really let himself go.