“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

He’s not so bad; I mean, he really cares about the game. He’s not as annoying as PJ or Kypper. I enjoy when Sportsnet is rebroadcasting an NBC/NBC Sportsnet game using a TSN commentator. Gord or Chris >>> Paul or Dave.

I wouldn’t even mind their god-awful commercials so much if they didn’t rotate the same 8 spots throughout the entire broadcast, leaving you partially insane by the end of the game not to mention the fact they will then play those commercials on every channel for the next 4-6 months.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

The fucking Expos can’t come back soon enough. All this “Canada’s team” bullshit is nauseating.

Dear Jorge,

I think you mean Hidden Fences.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

I figured someone would make that joke the second I published without including Mountains and just writing Olympics. Nicely done.

there is a big offer from China

That guy in the dark jersey with white numbers totally faked out that other guy in a dark jersey with white numbers.

Oh it happens but not with a full squad exactly the same from tier 9 all the way up, it happens with players who jump more often than not. Jamie Vardy and Ian Wright are famous stories too, Ian Wright went from Dulwich Hamlet to Crystal Palace to becoming Arsenal’s all time scorer and winning the Premier League, FA…

I’m a man and I used to live near a shelter for abused women (and their children.) I never knew the exact address but I knew it must be near me somewhere so I called their hotline and told them I’d like to help them out, but rather than just sending a check, I’d like to actually buy them things they need, and save…

I went almost two decades before knowing that this was a euphanism for menstruation. Someone mentioned that her Aunt Flo was visiting, and I responded — loudly — with questions regarding this supposed aunt.

Already done. I may have used the phrase “clotty globs of dark cherry jello through which someone has run a wire wisk, but they’re dripping down your thighs” as an example of ACTUAL graphic language related to periods.

it turned out to be a payphone at a bar in Maine, and the guy was apparently a regular who’d get hammered every night and then call Senator Clinton’s office to rant violently at her.