Brown’s Brewster Warble

And that’s how Alfie Barker earned a $250,000 book advance from Simon & Schuster! A feel-good story all around.

I clearly am not putting enough energy into wearing pants.

STEPPING OVER DOG GATE AT IN-LAWS’, MISSED STEP & CAME DOWN ON GATE ON TESTICLES

This is the sound of one hand crapping

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

Where have you gone Janeane Garofalo?

Swedish ghosts make you assemble your own flat-pack coffin before killing you.

Ya, I’m eating ketchup chips.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

I am rarely starstruck but I’ve met Patti and was in awe. She was in the same museum as me, a Mapplethorpe display. I knew their connection. She started regaling me with tales of when they lived together and how a cabbage could last them days as they were so poor. I was standing there, talking about New York in the…

I had to explain something similar to a friend of mine from California a few years back - December is just the beginning, just wait until the last week of January...

It’s pronounced “Gi-na.”

Afterwards it met up with its friends and ran so far away

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

It’s weird he’s an old guy now. He had that John Edwards quality where he looked startlingly young even when he was in his mid-40s.

This is the final moments of the semi-final vs. San Lorenzo, including a wonderful last-second save by the keeper Danilo and the entire team running onto the field in jubilation.

Contrary to what a lot of people seem to think, Medicare is not quite a national health care plan. The federal government does pay 80%, but there is an upfront cost for the 80% coverage. As well, the Medicare recipient is legally mandated to get medicare supplemental insurance for the other 20%. Most Medicare…

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.