Hero Group - Meet Junior. Still caught Frisbees from the chair. People pulled over to watch.

They accidentally measured off 18 yaurds.

I mean, it isn’t his fault the ball got kicked into the air like that, but that ball was thrown so far behind the receiver you’d think Bortles was still on daylight savings time.

“Hey, get your feet off that desk!”

Technically, Those elected are supposed to be the most highly respected of the land. Men of high moral character with the knowledge to protect and uphold the Constitution. The Office does automatically deserve respect, so booing both Pence and Trump is our patriotic duty. Neither man is worthy of the Office.

NYT wants access to the office and they will sell their souls to get it.

Americans idolize powerful men. we may be a representative democracy, but there has always been a strong desire to create royalty; without any real royalty, much less room for them in our political process, the only real alternative is to pretend being elected to a higher offices is some kind of selection by the gods.

It’s mostly a Republican thing, but only if it’s a Republican holding the office. If it’s a Democrat, they spend the entire time whining that the Democrats are literally the anti-Christ and are destroying America.

What fetishization? This is simply a case of two sycophantic journalists. (Psst, you have them too in Canada.)

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

If they’re not careful they could end up with some jabroni managing to scam their way into a position of incredible power despite being totally unsuitable/unqualified/unprepared for it. I think that’s called a feedback loop.

My Grandfather waited his whole life for NRG eSports to win a North American Championship. Sadly he passed away last year.

And in America, it’s a “Keer-Meijer”

I already got that.

Suplex him through a folding table?

Last night was such a bittersweet for my family. This is what I posted last night.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.