I’ve heard this idea touted. MLS1 and MLS2.

Any part of the body with which it is legal to play the ball can not be past the second-last opposition player when the ball is played. If Aguero is standing there and his hand is past that defender, great. But his head, chest, knee, shin, foot, butt, back are all eligible for offside, no matter how far. Suggesting…

How’d you guess?

Here in Canada, Global News did a piece during their national news and the entire time she was Chelsea. Turned out they figured people eiher knew about the transition or it didn’t matter. Or, they didn’t know but could manage Google. I was delighted, and not being told Chelsea used to go by a different name made no…

Keeping track of time is hard, though.

Indeed. I am so screwed up on dates right now.

JFC, couldn’t they save it for the league game this weekend?

I was watching the game on TV when Theismann busted his leg and hardly batted an eyelash. This one? I yelled “Jesus Christ!” and halfway covered my eyes with my hands. Even though they weren’t breaks, that’s one hard-ass tough young woman.

“The regime will impose a new income tax on the players earnings,” Rubio tweeted, “even though the income is being earned by playing in the U.S.”

The husband of our financial advisor does stressed wood models of scifi items: The Enterprise, Millenium Falcon, X-Wing and TIE fighters, Klingon ships, and even some non-SF, like the Hubble telescope. It’s amazing stuff. For my birthday a couple years ago my wife got me the Discovery One from 2001: A Space Odyssey, an…

I had to get a tissue to wipe the tears from my eyes before I finished this. And let me warn you: my sons are 22 and 20 and I am still recovering from this sort of shenanigans that went on over the years.

This wasn’t so much a worst roommate situation as a worst-everyone-who-knew-but-wouldn’t-tell situation.

My son is away at university and I sent him this link with this very portion quoted.

I’m thinking Raffi would murder them.

The school lost its arts funding and does everything on the cheap. Every prop, every costume, was recycled or repurposed. Your comment, therefore, is bullshit.

I finally got to listen today, and you dredged up a Utah State story. My wife worked there in 2000-01 (after which we moved back home to Canada), long enough ago that things might have changed since then, although I doubt it.

In 1982 I camped for a couple of nights on Rottnest (“Rotto”) with a Dutchman, a Kiwi, two Aussies, an American, me and another Canuck. The quokkas were great, the island was Party Central. After we had dispersed to our tents after the first night of liquid fun, the Dutchman yelled - so loud the entire campground…

Indeed. Everyone who wants to use this Google “pool boys soccer” and see the lack of hits. Then do the tautological search of “pool boys Liverpool” and check out the Deadspin hits.

Van Beek has a new movie she co-wrote, co-directed, and co-stars in on Netflix: The Breaker Upperers, and it is hilarious.

Right.