derrylmurphy
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derrylmurphy

And fewer kitchen boxing matches, too.

Here’s a stat I read just yesterday, which your comment brings to mind: 90% of Canada’s population lives within 320 km (200 miles) of the US border. Of the remaining 10%, roughly 50% lives in the Edmonton metro area. Personally, I think it’s closer to 40%, but still...

I’m not saying it’s true, of course. Fake news and all that.

Since the news broke about them maybe not being happy with Ehrenreich, I always picture this conversation:

No, pretty sure it was Grandma. She didn’t have no schoolin’.

We had a neighbour (well, one block over) when I was younger who had a brain injury from standing over his fireworks wondering why the hell they hadn’t gone off. POW! Right in the head. He retained some capabilities, including intellect (such as it is, for someone who would do this), but physically his brain and body

Or soccer. My boys and I played beach soccer for over an hour with a Swiss kid who didn’t speak a lick of English. And I have to say, that’s the best pedicure the bottoms of my feet ever got.

I sense the translation for this is “There was beer involved.”

Hold on, now. Are you telling me there were movies made before 1980? What the hell am I reading all those online lists for, then?

I had to read the headline three times before I realized there were no teams, and I didn’t have to worry about someone giving away their armor. Now it makes more sense.

My oldest was born in ‘96, and because this was on reruns for quite a few years he and his younger brother were hooked on it. And yeah, the show sometimes drew me in as well. Not as much as Samurai Jack or Spongebob, but it was still pretty cool weirdness; pleased to see I wasn’t the only adult who felt that way.

Thank goodness you were here to explain this. Pretty sure we were all on board with the initial word.

Hurry home early, hurry on home
Boom Boom Mancini’s fighting Bobby Chacon

Grade 8 or 9, I’d been downtown to see a movie with a buddy and we were riding home on the bus. A kid I recognized as a tough maybe-bully was sitting across from us, eyeballing me and making me very nervous (I was skinny and a smart-ass, a combination that caused trouble for me now and again). Finally, he said, “I

My dog’s usually not too bad about eating weird stuff, but once we watched her yelp for a good 10 minutes as she shit out a whole pine cone.

Your library clearly sucks, since our library gives you three weeks to not read a book. Unless they file it under “Hot Reads,” and then you only have a week.

Maybe he can just catch some while touring.

This wouldn’t have been an issue if the Rhinoceros Party had won the national election all those years ago. One of their promises was to switch Canada to driving on the left side of the road. But as an answer to those who were concerned the switch would be too sudden, they promised to start with large trucks and buses

Goddamnit, this comes out the day my kid graduates from high school. And my wife will be monitoring me, so I can’t skip out.