Not me, but a guy I used to work with (who died of cancer fairly young, I will add, not that this has anything to do with the story). When he was young he and some buddies would head out to a wetland at the edge of the city and catch frogs. They would then locate the frogs’ assholes, insert a plastic straw and blow,…

They should let him in but every woman there should do their version of the subway manspread any time he looks down their aisle. Also, ladies, don’t shave your pits! Guaranteed he’ll have a breakdown. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go map out a way for people to respect (some) men again, because laughable…

Based on the Ecuador highlights, I look forward to stories 20 years in the future about keeper and defender prospects.

My heart was almost crushed hearing about Cornell when I woke up, one minute later I saw this news and it burst with goddamn joy.

Still a quality guy. An excellent choice!

Hey, nothing wrong with another (developmental) level in the country. I suspect most players will be local product, low paid, and it’ll be once in a blue moon someone takes a step up, but that’s still a good thing. Now we have to watch and see if any snake oil salesmen are among the prospective owners.

Well, to be fair, Arsenal is his team. I’d be too dismissive of them, too, if that was me.

I’m a little lost as to how Billy can say West Ham is “eminently winnable” (remember them beating Spurs last week?) and yet Sunderland ranks as “tough” competition for the Gunners.

Uh, no. I apologize for the fact there’s a goddamn commercial before this video tees up, but, again, No.

Yes. We have to stop fucking relying on Talbot to save the day. H’e worked miracles, but there are limits, especially when you get lazy and/or stupid in front of your own net.

Yeah, I caught that after, too late the change it. I plead lack of sleep. ‘Struth.

Actually, Nurse was off Kesler at the time. Pushed down on him again after the goal was scored.

And how many offside goals have my guys scored? But again, as shitty as this all is for us, it’s not losing us the series. Ducks are the better team. Not sure why this isn’t geting through.

Had one of those from a Duck last night, only 2 minutes. But what do we do now, start measuring? Because the imbalance has been clear. As I noted, though, the Oilers aren’t losing this because of shit reffing. They’re losing because they’re playing against the Big Boys.

The reffing HAS been shit against the Oilers, and it’s been frustrating as hell to watch. But man, the maturity and the size difference of the two teams has been the main difference in this series. I can forgive that first goal, but man, the Headless Chicken Dance is not going to win you games, and it’s apparent it…

You know that Facebook 10 bands meme? I’m a male in my mid-50s, and my list includes the admission I saw the Osmonds in concert as a young teen. I’m not proud of this, and wasn’t happy about it then, either. My parents thought since my little sister liked Donny I would like him too.

I read about Kenney Bui and I shudder and work hard to remind myself it’s a rare event. My 18yo son is off to play college soccer next year. He has had a concussion, although it’s been 3 or 4 years since then, and it was diagnosed as fairly minor. He’s undergone concussion protocol since then, and is a part of a broad…

Strictly anecdotal, but every Toilers fan I know (and I am one, a former Edmontonian) thinks last night’s loss was because the players sucked and couldn’t keep their shit together. That said, I don’t dress in copper and blue and go bray on street corners.

No they wouldn’t.

But how do you explain to your kids all the dozens of innocent people who’ve read your tweets? Or are they still shielded from that?