This can be pretty quickly broken down by determining who she voted for. If it’s a politician who at every opportunity takes away anything at all that would help children in dire straits, then there’s plenty of proof. And since most of these women mentioned seem to support Trump, I’d say I’m really wasting my time…

Hu-fucking-za

Goddammit, Sally Fieldcat and Michael J. Foxdog are there just fine, but I watched all the way to the end of the video and never saw Don Amechedog, and now I’m sobbing like a baby. Will he never get back to see that last game?

You’re doing this wrong. Instead of talking about what looks like horrific animal abuse and the AHA not doing its job, you should be talking about how the movie will make you too sad to watch it.

You kids get off my lawn!

Thank you. Nice to have someone other than my kids point out how obvious I am.

Every four years they’re bigger, though, right?

Winner winner General Tso’s chicken dinner.

The good news is they can save money on a new song for 2016:

TL;DR time:

My aunt and uncle had to chain and padlock their freezer. 3 boys, one of whom might have played pro football until a nasty injury, and a large cousin, too, all living in the same house. Bad enough in my house with 2, but never that bad.

“...for your standard non-Mormon.”

I did a gap year through Australasia and it was absolutely awesome. Now I’m almost 54, and last October my wife and I went to NZ and Oz for a few weeks, partly for fun and partly for her work. Our boys are 3rd year university and grade 12, so they stayed home alone, which was bonus. But the best part of the trip was…

This reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. Scrimped and saved so that in grade 12 he could fly to Paris for a long weekend, JUST so he could have a great story when people asked him what he did for the weekend.

Took a second to realize the “6" referred to your kid.

You want to know how bad it is? TSN up here waited until the last sentence of the 3rd paragraph to remind readers that this “former No. 1 pick in the NBA draft” was Canadian. And all that came after was a one sentence 4th paragraph. Up here, once a Canadian does good Elsewhere (primarily US), no matter how tenuous…

I had to go to Wikipedia to check, since my boys are not awake and they’re the ones who know the dirt on each and every player. Southall, in the 9th tier, for £40 a week.

When I was younger and we were expecting our first, I freaked out at the size of my (presumed - they didn’t tell us) son’s dick in the ultrasound. The tech rolled her eyes and told me that was the umbilical cord, and my wife ran with that moment of idiocy for a good long while.

Well, whenever there’s a dead bishop on the landing you can only tell the diocese by checking the tattoo on the back of the neck. And even though Vardy is younger, he’s more of a fast life kinda guy. So, Jamie it is.