It was a joke, son. A funny.

Maybe he’s emulating the Bishop of Leicester.

What part of “junior hockey” didn’t you understand?

(Answering you question, but also responding to a few other comments in this thread.)

Certainly not limited to soccer. I recall Rangers fans urging the Flyers’ goalie to buy a Porsche after Pelle Lindbergh died. Good times, good times...

This joke would be so much better if the whole “Jr.” thing didn’t maybe have something to do with what year of school he’s in. I know I read the list wonder who all these Catholic priests were who were playing college lacrosse. Fr. Sky Dupree will take your confession, but make sure it’s Top Cheddar.

“My family moved from Canada because of the horrors of socialism. Over half of my Father’s income went to the federal government. Hillary wanted to expand socialistic policies, that terrified me.”

Can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in previous years, so what the hell.

Maybe it’s the song on the piano. That might be easy enough to play with your dick.

Speaking as the father of two boys (now 20 and almost 18), let me state that “valuable lesson” is a euphemism for “until next time.”

All about the runs.

This is why I had to quit racing. Last week.

Just type “pound symbol” on Google and then cut and paste to get £. Bonus: “100 pound testicle TV show” was my second option.

Moonlight was also the best movie I saw this year. Trying to narrow down the remaining outstanding films to a manageable top 10 is proving difficult, however. I did enjoy Don’t Breathe, but not quite that much. Arrival, though, will be somewhere up there.

Disagree. But now we have proof Magary isn’t paid by the word.

I love how Nasri just deleted each rogue tweet, rather than, you know, changing his password. The man’s thickness knows no bounds.

The rule is any part of the body that is allowed to touch the ball can’t be offside. So you can reach out an arm, but don’t do so with head or foot or even butt. This is a sensible rule.

My dad’s first job as a kid was a pin setter in a bowling alley, before things were automated. I’ll have to ask if this sounds familiar.

This makes as much sense as Trump voting for himself multiple times. No, the world is full of fucking idiots.

Is that a geeky pizza thing?