This oughtta help:

Plus, now he’s American, not Italian. Man, she can’t get anything right. Next thing you know, she’s gonna tell us there were peas in that potato salad.

Just shared some Redbreast with my dad tonight. Surprisingly, it was the first time he’d had it. A fine choice for #1.

Yeah, WE certainly knew what classics were.

My favorite celeb encounter story from that trip was a picture he had of himself with an older lady (in Italy? Can’t recall right now) who apparently really did act like a slightly scattered homeless person, greeting people and telling them stories about how she had once Been Somebody. He’s giving her a big hug around…

I’ll note my son had equal understanding of who Pauly Shore is. Kids these days.

Thanks. He and his little brother, both. But I don’t know if he’d be this “awesome” if he bumped into, say, Drumpf.

My son, then 16, was in Europe with his history class 3 years ago. They were in Paris, just hanging, when someone approached them, saying in a sing-song voice, “I love Par-ee!” Aidan, who had no idea at the time who Richard Simmons was, thought this was just some homeless guy approaching them, so (because he fully…

Another scientist was all over this.

I can believe that. Logging, oil, and mining communities are all pretty serious about their drug abuse.

The home of Rob Ford? Drug-addled? Pshaw!

I seem to recall Pierre’s license plate when he was PM was KGB 666, so one of your theories is plausible.

I was 13 or 14 and shook his dad’s hand. I was at band camp (yes, really, but without all the escapades) in a small town in Alberta and Pierre came and some buddies and I had free time so went to scope things out. For some reason he saw me and made a beeline for me, shook my hand and asked how I was doing and then…

If only Canadians were allowed to watch this. But we are delicate, and may not be able to handle the violence, real and implied, so it’s probably for the best.

I’m sure someone else has mentioned this in the morass of over 1300 replies, but as a Canadian, let me be the latest to say: YOU HAD FREE HEALTHCARE, YOU ASSHOLES! A kid is dead, but they are of course the victims here.

I’m looking forward to the movie, Trade Day, starring Kevin Costner.

Curious if they got the concession staff fitted for skates and pads after this.

Sometimes about ten minutes after leaving the house I suddenly wonder if I put on pants and have to stop and check. I’ll have to remember this tactic if things ever go south. Bonus? Free hugs when the police come.

But Jaromir Jagr didn’t.