He still has to hit it right, as opposed to so many others in the league these days. On the flip side, his setup of the third goal was nothing special, just the Arsenal defender giving him too much space because he was afraid of being embarrassed, allowing for the slowest stepovers and turn in the history of the game.

The show had me until a couple weeks ago, when Trixy complained to her mom about a boy at school picking on her and her mom reminding her that that meant the boy liked her. And Trixy saying, “You shot Lucifer. That must mean you REALLY like him.”

That’s Mary Shelley’s Oliver Kahn to you, buddy.

Coming soon, Paul LePage’s new favorite show: D-Money Love-Howser, MD.

Got to meet and have a chat with him at a party last fall. We could have been talking about the most minor inanities and I would have been aware of his towering intellect. Plus, he’s a helluva nice guy.

Why does it have to be a binary choice?

You need a dog, because when your kids get older (mine are 19 and 17), you will want one of those “children” to still give a shit about you and want to be around you and be willing to stand for your embarassing behavior. Just sayin’.

I was going to ask the same thing, albeit with different cities:

If we have to lose to somebody (and clearly, this year we have to lose to lots of somebodies), I’m happy to lose to the Foxes. Especially when brought about goals like that. Christ, even I was yelling in wonder at the TV.

And the height difference between he and his kids is almost the same as the difference in this pic. The ethical and intelligence differences, though, as extreme.

Currently my only disappointment is the camera didn’t go to Bettman both times John Scott scored.

How ‘Lo can you go?

I agree. The Pato move might be accompanied by an “Oh my god what have I done?” moment, though, so let’s wait and see.

Liverpool - and I’m speaking as a fan here - haven’t so much collapsed as settled back into the Zone of Comfort here. Chelsea? Yeah, that was a collapse.

I though the headline referred to the rumor fucking Chelsea was trying to get their dirty stinking paws on Vardy. And that Remy might go to Newcastle. That sort of shit could turn things into a real funhouse.

Neither is the line of thinking that kicked out that stinker.

When my boys were younger I had an opportunity to teach them how to make themselves as non-threatening as possible when passing a woman in an enclosed space (a narrow path, happily for the woman in the middle of the day) and to tell them why. They were still too young to get it, I think, but I have noted as they have…

You’ve heard of free weights? Well, let me introduce you to free range weights.

Or a commenter handle in these parts.

My father-in-law suffers from it, and it has caused some severe lung problems, although the meds seem to finally be getting that under control.