derrickerastusmatheson
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derrickerastusmatheson

YES. And Theranos invented a magic box to do needle-stick blood tests that they actually sent to a regular lab. And Uber is in the process of inventing...the taxi industry. Why do people believe this BS?

Counter-point.

This just in, new “ElonSpeak” definitions:

Developments seem to occur every 6 months. That will open the door to the realization that chaining multiple passenger units to a single motorized unit is even more efficient.

Cheaper with less capacity doesn’t exactly represent a win win.

When the decal guy charges by the letter

Right? I can my unsafe and potentially illegal lane changes on my own. I don’t need a car to do that for me.

They built an automated system that intentionally passes on the right? That’s just asinine. 

Agreed.  Then there’s the marketing photo with the guy not even close to having a hand on the wheel.

This picture makes me think I’d be steering with my face.  If you sneeze - you die.

Or he could have spent nothing and kept his stock springs.

Anthropologists will look back and declare that once we had to stop rewinding and being kind to each other, the crumbling of the empire began.

Just like when you leave a note on your drink at the bar saying, “I spit in this beer,” go take a leak, come back to find another that says, “So did I.”

How much to add blinkers no one can see?

You can’t go wrong with a digital gauge - unlike with analog ones, as we all should very well know by now.

But at least the PSI was the same on all wheels.

This is additional proof that running your BMW with super low PSI (technically the lowest possible) doesn’t magically cause it to crash.