Do you know basketball? Do you know who Charles Oakley is in the history of basketball? It doesn’t make him look bad, it makes him look like Charles Oakley.

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

I don’t want to crack open my damn PS4.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

I was going to troll you but it looks like CrazyJoe already took care of that, so I’ll ask you a legitimate follow up. Would the gold chain be considered part of the uniform, similar to dreads being outside of the helmet?

Yes, a football player should file an assault charge against another player for conduct on the playing field. Makes sense.

What’s your fax number?

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

No one has thought about Cliff Harris since 2013 and he hasn’t done anything to garner any attention to himself.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

He’s a good teen

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

I mean, I thought I knew who Graham Splurt was, but I must have had him confused for some old porno actor.

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

Sometimes you gotta learn a change up. When you're known for your blazing fastball, I'd recommend a floater. Nothing like making a grown man whiff with the bases loaded to crush his spirit.

If memory serves me correctly, you were Rookie of the Year that season.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…