I’m gonna go off the reservation but hear me out. Any NF Sonata. These things are dead reliable, timing chain! and have very few if any issues. Bought one new in ‘08 because I knew I’d be driving it to death and liked the warranty. Put 40k miles on it in one year. Currently has 136k and (knock on wood) is still going…

Ugh. This is gonna be an endless parade of Civics, Accords, Corollas and Camrys; and it’s going to be EASY. You want to make this interesting, lower the limit to 1500 dollars.

No mystery here, everyone is on the wrong side of the road!

Mustard.

IT’S THE WHITE CAR’S FAULT FOR BEING THERE. I NEED ROOM FOR MY OUT OF CONTROL PARKING LOT EXITS!

My favorite person in this whole video was the guy in the CC. At least he was paying attention, that avoidance swerve wasn’t bad.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Not on the list. Will stay single forever.

Only works if you got the gap insurance

This car needs way more stars. It’s the only one here that even semi-enthusiasts aren’t sure if it’s new cause Porsche.

Of all the cars eligible that are reliable, i.e. not depreciated luxo barges, the Elise is the best.

If you can get to a fire early enough you're not risking your life. I didn't say because I have a fire extinguisher in my car that I intend to do anything stupid with it, did I?

2007 Porsche Cayman S because even though it’s nearly 10 years old, no one will know it’s 10 years old.

Better to have a fire extinguisher and not need it, than to need one and not have it. The only thing that can stop a fire is a good guy with an extinguisher. You can have mine when you pry it from my crispy chard hand. Don't burn on me! Open carry!

I have a fire extinguisher in my car - do you?

People that don’t know cars often assume any sports car means you have money - I guess because they also assume that a sports car can’t be used everyday, so you must have to own at least one other “practical” car. Seriously, its weird, but people are dumb.

A surprising statement for a capitalist and a Republican - you’d think he’d be all over protecting the rights of the business. Of course, I don’t know how long it has been that Trump has actually said something that he’s sincere about, so who knows what he actually thinks.

I would love to have a whole bunch of whiskey and talk about this well into the night with you.

That’s the million dollar question. The quality of the metal on my Japanese made Toyotas is incredible (although I think my Korean made Hyundai had the best metal). Perhaps Toyota would sooner source the steel from Korea? But I think Toyota could source steel made by black smiths in China and make cars with the…

Arizona and my state of New Mexico — and maybe other states? — currently don’t even require .08 BAC for conviction, only impairment “to the slightest degree” by alcohol. To my knowledge, at least in NM, this section of the law is rarely used because of the difficulty of proof and because most arrested drivers test…