Yep, me and the majority of American voters. How dare we!

this. It’s actually kind of an anomaly that I even ended up on this article at all; I’ve been trying to avoid any more mention of emailgate. I don’t care what her emails say. I’m over it. I’m actually more inclined to just stop listening to the sources that keep trumpeting it.

Quick! Rewind far enough to be the one to remind Denton that Hulk Hogan isn’t relevant and gay catfights can have real consequences!

Also; Seattle?

Nearly 2 years later and they’re still doing this. This May, I had a background check and had to sign a promise not to resell my XC90 to China.

Christ I paid twice that for all those things. Screw living in a big coastal city...

yes, but the ghosts of the Facebook phone... And then the sad Facebook skin for Android... still haunt tech innovation folks.

too true.

My best friend in college kept an African Grey parrot. Notice I didn’t say “had” or “owned.” She kept him, and only just at that. He was the smartest guy in the room, and the most fearsome, bar none.

America’s sweetheart is leaving!? *sob*

Here’s the thing, if the house is that large, you can rub one out no matter who’s home. They can’t hear you! They’re all the way over there! Tug away, pal.

Can we admit were all Sims yet? Because the three mysterious failures kiiiiiinda got me thinkin’ we’re on to something with this x-Ray microcalorimeter and “they” don’t want us knowing.

I think part of my own resistance to Tesla’s Autopilot is the cowboy attitude. Just like giving drivers a full web browser to fuck with at 100mph, I wonder if all their ideas are fully cooked... I don’t have that same thought about Volvo. My trust in Volvo is actually probably my #1 personal brand loyalty. Volvo for…

Think what would’ve happened if Hollywood had made Nina Simone in “her size.”

I mean, really what he’s saying is “People who test the limits of Level 3 autonomous cars are often dangerously stupid.”

Your TL;DR is as long as your original comment, and for this reason I hate you.

Out of curiosity, have you ever driven a semi-autonomous car? I ask because, as a Volvoist I’ve grown pretty used to Intellisafe and PilotAssist in my past couple of cars, and I can say without a doubt that it’s saved my bacon on a few occasions.

The Daily Show doesn’t even need to exist now that John Oliver is a thing and Jon Stewart is retired. It’s time, Old Yeller.

*insert comment about how Amazon is ruining Seattle here*

Hey, not all upscale millennials are white...