My dog is in my office with me today, staring over my shoulder like, “And who the fuck is she?!”

Literally, no. The Jag X Type is a piece of worthless garbage. I would take an Elantra over an X-Type in a heartbeat. FMC should’ve lined up and shot the X-Type team.

What the hell, man? A free Cherokee, and you turned it down?

I’m very slightly older than that cayenne. And I’m delicious.

child is just the new way to say “boy.”

We have a ‘15 JGC and a ‘16 Volvo XC90. The Jeep recall (we did it right away) consists of a software patch that puts the car in “P” if you open the door while in gear. Meanwhile, the Volvo has a more traditional-looking shift selector and it still clamps on the E-brake if you try to get out while in gear. There’s a…

No, you see the word “recall” and just assume it’s a corners-cutting issue, but this isn’t the Ford Pinto. And anyway, this recall is a case of over-design, not underdesign, in attempting to ape electronic “monostable”- meaning they return to the same physical position after each movement- shifters on competing…

#notallcruiseships

the fact that this was grey is why kinja sucks so hard.

I have to know, because someone corrected me like this the other day and I almost fell off my chair— you know this is absolutely wrong, don’t you?

I did the same thing while buying an XC60 last month... and then I couldn’t help myself and I bought the damn thing after all. The dealer had to start over and redo all my paperwork, but something tells me they didn’t mind for the extra few grand. The T5 AWD worked perfect for me, especially with the price being way…

I mean, we’re living in a society that doesn’t think Miss America can be black because “they have their own pageant.”

Oh man. My family is going to be so annoyed when this is the only form of “yes” they receive from me on their phones for the next 6 months.

Isn’t that basically just two pieces of toast you choose to eat at once?

O RLY?! Is that what it’s called, Professor Magnetosphere?

Sounds like Bellevue last year after the new XC90 launch.

Were you and I the only ones who read between the lines?

because 1998.

I would agree if I didn’t work in Belltown. Commuting in this town is a goddamn joke.

I have serious anxiety about leaving the city proper, though. I feel like if I leave I’ll never be able to afford to get back in. It’s a one-way road to Renton.