In my view, some of the most famous AFABs in the world got famous essentially doing drag. Elevating fashion to the point of art, challenging gender mores, using a look as a performance... what Cher always did at the Oscars was drag. Madonna’s exaggerated bridal thing? drag. Lady Gaga— fierce and flawless drag. Dita…

This is that moment where I, as Julia Sugarbaker, declare “Have you all just completely LOST your minds?!”

Seattle, here. 35 minutes driving to the ferry. 20 minutes waiting. 35 minutes across the Sound. 10 more minutes driving to the office. Then the same in reverse at night. boooo. But if the alternative is living in the city, I’m okay with it.

Fuck off, Becky.

Cc: ironic homophobia. Man I’m tired of my straight friends making shitty gay jokes.

Also those lips? Jesus fuck. Are they on purpose?

Ferguson would first be lured in by the Men’s Rights Advocates.

It’s too rare, you’re so right. But I feel like in a sea of sassy black dot dot dots, Anika Noni Rose has done a great job carving out a niche for herself as the kinda introverted, gangly, shy black woman and still maintained desirability and likability. I love her for making her roles her own in that way. Now let’s…

Can you be on hand for me any time I try to explain to someone why white people bug me?

Balto was a husky. Huskies are dogs. End of story.

This made me LOL because I’ve absolutely been the friend to get the “No, really, we’d prefer if you didnt bring anything, it’s just easier.” speech before.

Trust me when I say, nobody was offering you a motherfucking thing.

I deleted my comment because I temporarily forgot what assholes people are on this fucking site. Toodlepip!

I mean, okay. That’s a little much. Maybe have three fingers of scotch and see if you’re still bothered? It worked for me.

I just thought the story of the 24 hours before the photo was interesting, and took the subject matter much deeper than the picture did itself.

Have you heard the story behind this photo? I hadn’t until about three months ago, and it was revelatory.

So, you’re a bottom?

I was almost sure they were Tesla accessory wheel covers covering the steelies we northerners keep on our winter tires.

So, to combat against media misogyny, can you tell me who that piece of ass is standing to Marcia Gay Harden’s right in the photo above?

I’m over 30, so if he’s supes fames, sry for my ignorance. I’m just trying to rebuild my spank bank after 2016.

The HRC episode of Broad City came on randomly while I was watching TV with some friends. It took a few minutes of silence once the plot line was revealed for someone to say, “Too soon.”

We had to change to Bob’s Burgers. I’m just not ready to deal with this Alternate Universe yet. Not from my sofa, at least.