They taught us a song of all the states in alphabetical order when I was in fifth grade. I’d put my money down on this bet every time— til I’m like 3 or 4 shots of vodka in, then not so much.

a WMD.

I work in an upper management role for an Anschutz Corp. company.

I’ve suffered from frequent sleep paralysis episodes since I was a kid, I’m in my 30s now. It’s horrible and frightening and I hate it.

He literally wrote the book on screwing people out of their money and influence

your post makes me feel less-old, so thank you.

The shift lever on the Volvo is traditional in design and right fucking there. And as someone who stares at those digital gauges every day in all kinds of lighting conditions, they’re always legible. Next.

Or, you know, a Volvo S90.

only in Europe.

I’m a gay, and I’d fully fuck my first cousin. He’s hot; and he can’t get pregnant. Why the hell not?

I did the same thing in my office, except there are four HUGE floor-to-ceiling windows that make you think you have privacy WHEN YOU TOTALLY DON’T. I hope none of my employees know how to read lips.

Edit. No need to pile on.

thank you; I saw this headline and lede and my immediate thought was, “And evidently you’ve never listened to Terry Gross before?” My sister and I literally call these probing, sort-of-inappropriate personal questions “Fresh Air Questions.”

Tuesday cake? Your work has Tuesday cake?

You capitalized “Cake.” And now... I’m going the distance, I’m going for speeeeeed.

I do love a challenge. But my insurance rates are just starting to go back down...

Ha! I’d say yes, but no. My XC is a replacement for a 2013 S60. I got “suckered” into buying my first Volvo because I rolled and almost died in my last non-Volvo so, yanno. :)

Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man.

My XC90 is in the shop and I’m driving a V60 T6 loaner at the moment. Love this thing. Can’t wait to get the beast back, but this little wagon is pretty dope.

As the owner of a ‘16 XC90, I approve of this message.