“What if she loved that gift so much she was willing to do trying to save it?”

For what used to be a highly in-demand breed, huskies are relatively easy to find for adoption now because lots of people just think they’re sexy looking and get a husky pup without knowing what that means in the long term. Thanks, Game of Thrones.

Seriously you making all those assumptions and lecturing him like a school marm makes you just as bad as he is. Here’s a tip for life: if you have to start a sentence with “You are probably the kind of person who...” just don't fucking finish it.

Liberal areas? Get a life.

You can’t steal a remote started car. That's not how it works at all. You don’t think that was the very first thought when remote start became mainstream? My car turns off the moment you touch it.

Perhaps your reading of it was poor. Stop seeking to be offended by people and instead use your razor sharp sense of right and wrong where it matters. This is not that moment.

And we have a winner!

Most recently, ours ate a bag of raisins that I’m still not sure how he found. $1350 and four days in hospital on IV later we learned the lesson that grapes are very toxic to dogs.

Exactly. I actually told my dude, “I’m thinking we need another Husky.” So I’m pretty sure I’m either getting another husky, or a divorce, for my birthday this year.

A warning to people who are thinking of a PuppyCam: My husband got me a Nest Cam for Christmas so I can check in on the dog during the day. We have a two year old Husky and he can be destructive if he’s left alone for a long time, which we try to avoid but life happens.

Oh yeah, love the clothes, worship the ground Nicholas Ghesquiere floats over. I’m strictly annoyed by the Insta handle. I literally can’t connect Jaden Smith to 50 Shades no matter how many degrees of Kevin Bacon I allow myself.

I mean... why a misspelled version of Christian Grey? I just want to understand what a black adolescent feels kinship with in trashy BDSM fanfic novels.

I did know this, but only because I’m a Seattleite and this is church for us. Russell’s a good guy. For a sexless freak, he plays good ball, too.

Or if you come to troll people who can afford Apple products because you can’t control your own seething envy, you’re poor and derivative. Move right along, exit through the gift shop.

Can I brag about mine for a second? She ran a free clinic on skid row in L.A. for 40 years and never missed a day of work. She patched up the stab wounds of bangers, treated all-but-eradicated wasting diseases in one of the wealthiest cities in the world— and above all professed her love and respect for each and every…

thank you! wtf was that all about!?

Some might say, a lot even might say, that the Apple Watch is a piece of jewelry first and a piece of tech second. As a $300 wristwatch it does everything I want it to do, which is look very nicely on my wrist and tell the time. The rest is just gravy, but the money isn’t much for a watch unless you’re the type who’s…

Where’s it new? Where’s it less? Where can I move? Can I sleep on your couch when I get there? I’m a pretty good cook!

hey, thanks. honestly. it takes a lot to stick to getting kicked in the teeth every day because you just love what you do. I feel this way about my job, especially today, and so your comment made me smile for perhaps the first time today.

douchecube stolen. my people thank you.