your sister sounds like a real member of the Coventry University Netball Team.

that’s not exactly how indoor pollution works...

and in good company.

I was totally checking faces in some of those group shots for photoshop and I’m still not sure.

I give you Topanga Canyon, folks. It connects the San Fernando Valley (Woodland Hills,) to Malibu via an amazing winding road that really should be experienced at least once in a Mini Cooper at high speed.

you feel everything a lot, don’t you? i like you.

kudos on the past-tenseness though.

I’ve worked on and around ships since I was 17 years old, and I live for this view. I’m at my happiest on the bow of one of my yachts at night, ahead of the light pollution of the running gear and just watching the nothingness. On clear nights, the views of the stars and milky way are incredible, and nobody can deny…

it ain’t easy bein’ the green Cosby.

All jokes aside, I can’t do it anymore. I used to click on “view more comments,” on Facebook and I have almost totally stopped because every. single. thing. that happens gives someone the impetus they need to be a reactionary, xenophobic asshole or cap on POTUS.

So, my husband and I are both mixed race and this exact moment was the moment we fell so insanely in love with Archer we named our dog after him.

the fact you went nearly 3 days without a star on this comment is as big a fucking tragedy as all these people who keep saying “soft-shell tortilla” like that’s a thing.

Not in strawberries. In fact it’s specifically told to parents that babies should only receive cooked strawberries until 12 months because of that exact reason. Puréeing doesn’t accomplish the same thing or you'd see strawberries in more baby food.

High five to another banana hater. I throw up at the smell. So hard to avoid because everyone is all oh bananas are the best thing ever when they're fucking not.

Shut the fuck up.

Puréed doesn't introduce heat. What are you even saying.

You're seriously making my morning right now. I can tell I'm not just laughing this hard because of my wake n bake.

I swear to god if one more person says soft shell tortilla.

I'm a real Mexican and I approve this message.

I’m a Mexican and a Californian and I endorse Chipotle. Fuck the haterz.