you feel everything a lot, don’t you? i like you.

kudos on the past-tenseness though.

it ain’t easy bein’ the green Cosby.

All jokes aside, I can’t do it anymore. I used to click on “view more comments,” on Facebook and I have almost totally stopped because every. single. thing. that happens gives someone the impetus they need to be a reactionary, xenophobic asshole or cap on POTUS.

So, my husband and I are both mixed race and this exact moment was the moment we fell so insanely in love with Archer we named our dog after him.

the fact you went nearly 3 days without a star on this comment is as big a fucking tragedy as all these people who keep saying “soft-shell tortilla” like that’s a thing.

Not in strawberries. In fact it’s specifically told to parents that babies should only receive cooked strawberries until 12 months because of that exact reason. Puréeing doesn’t accomplish the same thing or you'd see strawberries in more baby food.

High five to another banana hater. I throw up at the smell. So hard to avoid because everyone is all oh bananas are the best thing ever when they're fucking not.

Shut the fuck up.

Puréed doesn't introduce heat. What are you even saying.

You're seriously making my morning right now. I can tell I'm not just laughing this hard because of my wake n bake.

I swear to god if one more person says soft shell tortilla.

I'm a real Mexican and I approve this message.

I’m a Mexican and a Californian and I endorse Chipotle. Fuck the haterz.

Hey! I dated a 28-year-old cop when I was 17. I worked at a vitamin shop and we met over a Buy-Three-Get-One-Free sale on his favorite protein powder. Not much for conversation, but he could fuck like a piston and drove a nice car. And our first names rhymed so that was also super cute.

I’m more wondering why it looks like he’s eating a condom for lunch?

Full-sugar ginger ale and a hash oil vape here. Sup?

I picture some pitch meeting wherein you witnessed the horrifying genesis of joke into real thing.

Watching Congress this last eight years already had it boiling up in me, but this week the thought, “This is the definition of the terrorists winning,” keeps streaking through my head.

Yeah but like... Florida democrats though. I have higher hopes for the national party coming off of the liberal enthusiasm of the Obama years. I’ve been really proud of the party and the dude. Wish we could’ve done more.