Hell yes! Say it again for the folks in the cheap seats!

I’m an executive for a Xanterra company, though not in the parks. This is not a test, I repeat this is not a test. This is actually not even close to the most ridiculous one I’ve seen or even dealt with myself. I have thought about starting a Behind Closed Ovens-like blog of my experiences, but I’m afraid of the…

WHITE NOISE. OH MY GOD.

I bet you have no friends.

The 3 women who work for me (I’m a gay man,) and I are very close and totally lack boundaries with one another, so this is the kind of thing that would be said in our closed meetings as a joke. Matter of fact, the elder statesman of the bunch, an elegant woman in her mid-fifties who’s been doing our job for longer…

JGL just did that, didn’t he? Voila, secret baby! It’s like a hat trick.

Ah yes, the poor man’s Nathan Fillion! I’d like the two in a sandwich, please!

Live in Columbia City, work in Belltown. :)

You mean sous vide! My favorite culinary-related word to make myself sound more interesting than I actually am. Well, that and calling certain kinds of fowl by specific names just to fuck with my guests. Served a roasted capon at my last dinner shindig. My friend’s husband actually said, “I don’t mean to sound like a…

Yes! Some of the angriest stupid fights my husband and I have had are because I refuse to walk into a business within 15 min of closing.

Okay no shit, “venal, grasping bully” is going on my Glassdoor.com review of my boss when I finally quit my job.

But, what if it’s the cunt HR Director that treats everyone that way?

My mom is a hospital administrator, but she worked a second job as a waitress for years because single motherhood is a bitch and she’d always liked serving tables. Anyway, she came home one night and told me that a woman had taken a moment, before ordering, to gesture to my mother and say, ‘See, little Susie, this is…

I was waiting for this website to start using the word “hack” correctly. I almost don’t know what to do with myself now.

Stop I live in Seattle too! We can share!

His picture is definitely in my Spank Bank Class of 2015.

Yes! Why is this not a thing people learn? Splitting a tab is only appropriate if 50/50, or maybe 33/33/33 if you tip well only. Anything more you better have a good reason and have asked for separate checks when you sat down.

Hold up.

I was about to say. Our brawls start during cocktails. Making it til after dinner means they must... actually like each other!

Yeah, a mindset and philosophy provided by God for just 10% of your income each week.