I should mention it was 2001 and was really old but I was very lucky yes. Besides having 207,000 miles when I got it, it was PERFECT. Was driven on midday freeway commutes previously by the court reporter wife of the DA of LA County. She only got rid of it because the DA job comes with a driver for the family or she…

An e28 535is was my ride or die in high school. I still sniffle when I see one of those pointy noses.

Autocorrect. It turns aw and aww into awe. Since its a homophobe I think most people just leave it.

Rusnak? or Keyes? Keyes were always good guys, Rusnak are assholes.

Also if you didn’t know about this couple, they are homophobic and made their little daughter change her feelings on gay marriage.

The man version of this is the guy in my office who left the barely-attached label on the sleeve of his best suit, which cost him maybe $235. Maybe.

You do good work, Pinkham. A little beej is well earned.

OMG like literally so me.

Hey wait. I called Adam over at Gizmodo a hack. That was in 2015.

My organization is willing to donate a blowjob in honor of this article. It should go permanently in the Internet Rules Compendium next to “Thou shalt no longer Rickroll, ever, even ironically.”

You misspelled “Soory.”

Don't let anyone make you feel crazy. I live in Seattle and I drink black coffee from Starbucks every single day. It's like two bucks and actually pretty legit. I haven't had a frappucino in fifteen years. If I want a milkshake I get a real motherfucking milkshake goddamnit.

Uh? can I have a Venti double diabetic coma please?

Holy shit. I would literally break up a friendship over that if someone I knew did that. That is fucking low.

This. My uncle has one working leg and my father has lateral facial paralysis from polio infection in childhood in the early 60s. We have pictures of my grandmother knitting between her two sons, both in iron lungs. It’s not a fucking joke, it doesn’t just happen to poor people and as a Seattleite, I take this news…

reading is hard, eh?

I found a weird off brand 32” for $75 and nabbed it but they went quick. Like I said above, it’s going in my bedroom and for $75 I don’t give a flying fuck about quality. As long as it turns on and makes enough noise to lull me to sleep, I’m good as gold. Comes Friday!

I found a weird off brand 32” for $75 and nabbed it but they went quick. Like I said above, it’s going in my bedroom…

did you actually get it? I snagged the 32” for $75 for my bedroom. At that price, I really don’t even care if it shows a picture. I spent twice as much on the bluetooth speaker in there.

did you actually get it? I snagged the 32” for $75 for my bedroom. At that price, I really don’t even care if it…

No you did not.

Bullshit. Everybody masturbates in the bath.