but what about the cum foam!?

I mean like, I don’t want it ground into my cheeseburger, but I’m okay with 99% of other possible uses.

even if it’s twice-daily like in college, masturbation is always a special occasion. go you.

I don’t think it does anything to impugn the feminist movement to say it’s a stupid fucking woman that’s married to Bill Cosby after (and most especially during) all this.

I went to high school with Ashley Tisdale, we were in the same class. We did not get along. 12 years out, most of what I remember is she drove an obnoxious eyesore yellow Lexus and was known to my friends as the “Chicken Tonight girl” after her star making turn in those awful commercials for shelf stable gravy.

JUST IN CASE their neighbors go apeshit over the smell again and they shut down.

You know what is hard? Attending medical school and specializing in epidemiology.

And the award for most fitting username goes to...

A lot of these stories are about negotiating a salary before starting a job. I was very pleased and shocked to receive an almost-unheard of 25% increase 18 months into a job at a turnaround company. I wish there were more tricks to it, but I honestly just made sure I was worth more than my salary every day until it…

If someone can just share with me the secret of eating at Taco Bell and not ending up debilitated by diarrhea and intestinal spasms for two days, I’d gladly nominate them for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm half Hispanic and gay. All conversations are minefields.

I posted something like this last night and then deleted it because I thought people would pile on. I’m happy to know this is a thing, because I started to think maybe I was racist and didn’t know it...

I’m sorry to hear she goes through those things, but I hope it’s just the immaturity of that age. On a separate thread here I just shared the story of my teenage cousin who is experiencing support and acceptance in his life and it’s really opened my eyes to how the next generation is really changing the rules in terms…

Question wasn’t to me but I’m answering anyway because I have been experiencing something remarkable regarding this, myself. As a 30 year old gay man, I’m watching my 15 year old cousin transition to his male self and besides the fact that I couldn’t be prouder of him, I’m surprised by a few things. For one, he seems…

That was exactly my thought. Jenner will have many of those same fumbling-toward-adulthood experiences in figuring out her new life. Maybe not the biological ones but most of the social ones because how the world reacts to her will be different. She’ll be shown different side of humanity as a woman I think, and those…

Let the haters hate. He doesn’t have to think or speak for me to bang him til his teeth chatter; but then again I’m a sucker for a white t-shirt with a good pecs/shoulders/biceps grouping.

Not knowing the difference between Kardashians should be on your resume. I feel like writing you a personal check for $25 for renewing my faith in the Internet.

Thank you. So many of these commenters have no idea how an actual show is run.

Nobody seems to be mentioning the fact that the men on this show happen to have a much deeper background in television than the female leads. If they are getting the same check its probably because that’s the fairest way to balance the worth of two very famous film actresses who’ve never lead a TV show before and two…

This is the most important and significant post I’ve ever read on Jezebel. Cats are... everything.