I’ve been lucky enough to avoid her existence until now. Jesus Christ. She’s like the Ann Coulter of tech blogging.

I’m mildly allergic to fresh strawberries too. My lips swell up and my tongue gets tingly. I eat them anyway because I love them so very much. When summertime comes, my husband can always tell when I’ve been eating strawberries because he says I “kiss funny,” which is probably because I can’t feel my lips.

We actually use these in my office. They’re totally real :)

Can I ask a question? because I’m feeling a bit like an ignorant slut, here, Jane.

Ah, yes, young one. I remember painting a dot of nail polish on my NES controller and my Game Boy so my tampon of a sister wouldn’t use it, that was probably 1988?

You were 15 when GTA4 came out? Jesus I’m getting old...

Either that or adult humans could be expected to plan around their digestive business. But sure, it was his fault she shit on the carpet in his store.

This one soaks into my skin so well and smells really great. It’s a weird thing that I think people only know if they’ve been to Tahiti because it’s one of those discount souvenir items everyone brings back. But it’s actually really great! I work for a cruiseline that sails Tahiti year round, so I always have people…

Seriously this particular brand is amazing though. Amazing. :)

Oh, fuck you, you childish twit.

Fuck this post, but totally buy Monoi coconut oil. That is all.

Out of curiosity, where do you live? In big cities a huge amount of parking enforcement is totally fraudulent because they count on the fact that you won’t fight it. I’ve experienced these kinds of things in LA, SFO and now Seattle. And most of the time they’re right, you won’t fight it. I got an expired tabs ticket…

That hasn’t actually been true since like 1994, though, right? Because it would seem to me that a fuckton more Honda Accords are still on the road than these mid-size pieces of middle-west excrement.

I didn't even notice that and now I feel like the whole post was just trolling Arkansas.

I've yet to see an infographic like this that doesn't remind me I fucking love living in the Pacific Northwest. Matter of fact, I might stop in at Pike Place for some salmon for tonight!

And if two definitions of the megabyte are not enough, a third megabyte of 1 024 000 bytes is the megabyte used to format the familiar 90 mm (3 1/2 inch), "1.44 MB" diskette.

Charged and convicted are two very different phases of adjudication. Don’t get your hopes up yet. I wish. God I wish.

This comment makes me want to snog you like there’s no tomorrow. All roads lead back to the Purple One.

Technically, my $80 HP Stream 7 runs a full OS and has an available keyboard. I’m not disagreeing, because I see it as a PC, too. Just offering further definition to the category of full OS tablets.

Simultaneously, I'm terrified of my future life as the parent of teens. How will I not kill them?