try, "until the end of time." If a Rolex only lasted 10 years an entire industry built on vintage watch and jewelry sales would collapse, plunging Switzerland into recession.

So you're a crook and an idiot. Got it.

Lt. Tuck Pendleton, reporting for duty!

you had a really nice opportunity to deliver a fantastic Mariah Carey joke and you just squandered it.

Remember when HP was supposedly killing their consumer computing arm? What ever happened to that?

I thought his comment was funny until the second one when he revealed himself to be a massive dicknose. So I took his star away and gave it to you! lol

Yeah, but the word twat doesn't exactly have the same meaning in British English, does it. If stupid people can claim that literally means figuratively now, I think we can claim that twat no longer means vagina.

Seriously homie, don't bother with that fuckbag. Misanthrope doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. Check his comment history before you head down the troll hole.

When I moved here I was by myself for 3 months until my husband and a friend I hired to work with me could move. I used to try to make a different "wrong turn" on purpose on my way home every night so I could get myself unfucked and tried to learn the streets that way. It sorta worked and BONUS: led to me exploring…

In other news, why hasn't anyone told me to Google "Joel McHale + Body" before? Delish.

I'll drive you around downtown Seattle! I'm in Seattle too, by way of LA, by way of San Francisco. No amount of assholery or bad driving scares me anymore. Except South Lake Union. Fuck those people.

Someday when you're sitting alone in your mother's basement wondering why you have no friends, this. This is why you have no friends.

I ordered a rug in the shape of the Millenium Falcon for my husband's man cave for Christmas with about 4 weeks to spare, from ThinkGeek.com. When it arrived, it was the Captain America shield but there was still plenty of time to exchange. I let them know, and they sent me the new rug AND reversed the charge. I…

I voted for her because she came to my door and asked me to! She is a badass.

We have Kshama Sawant in Seattle! She's a socialist, not Muslim, but from India which is really close enough for anyone between the coasts.

My old old old old house has a shower seat and shelf. I just tote the bong and a Bluetooth speaker in there and go to town. It's my Saturday ritual. I tell my husband "I'm taking a Me shower" and he knows he better pee now or risk waiting an hour and a half. Bliss. It's one of the, oh, two things I do each week for my…

So it's a little bit cobbled together, but I carry an HP Chromebook 11 everywhere with me and have my work PC and my home MacMini configured on Chrome Remote Desktop. While about 80% of what I do in a day can be accomplished via web alone (beyond Outlook Web App, my company heavily utilizes SmartSheet and Same Page)…

You deserve at least 100 more stars for this, but alas I can only give you 1.

Touche, my friend. I consider Casper Van Dien's cock in Starship Troopers like a savory amuse bouche brought to the table before an expensive meal. Nobody's expecting it, but it's delicious anyway.

Don't you get to see Casper Van Dien's cock in that one though? I mean, it can't be all bad.