Isn't this kind of the grand rule of life? The "system," as it were, functions like a customer service department. When's the last time you got what you wanted from the Dell dude in India you lost your shit on? But the lady you flirt and sympathize with at the credit card you need to pay late— she always has your…

Was I the only one who sat, breathless, waiting for the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"

Luckily for me, your opinion of my credibility is totally unimportant! Seriously, we're done here. Any more nonsense will be dismissed. But still, do be blessed!

Your responses are so slanted by agenda and misinformation it's no longer interesting to me to continue this conversation. Be blessed!

Thank you! You are too! I hope you have a great night!

Slut shaming is such an easy term to throw around when you're offended by someone calling out a woman for acting like she has no respect for herself. She can fuck around with whomever she wants, however often she wants... but not wherever she wants, and that's what's at issue. Like it or not, we live in a world…

Listen, I've heard En Vogue's "Free Your Mind," too. You're not going to educate me on the minority experience in America any more than my life already has. There's a massive difference between flustered, furious and crazy. As a person of color, a "plus size" person, and a gay person I'm very familiar with what…

I'm no big fan of law enforcement, but she was an asshole on this tape, and we all know it. It made me embarrassed for her. Such a hostile caricature. She's doing people of color no great service.

stoppit. stoppit right now.

I love you so much it hurts a little.

Where'd they say it was funny?

Oh man, can anyone TL;DL this shit? Because I can't with these people.

My dentist too! I wonder why this is a dental thing as opposed to other parts of the body. My dentist also does something interesting where, rather than jabbing me with the needle, he sort of jabs the needle with my cheek. Something about that action was much less uncomfortable and even felt less invasive.

I hate hate hate people who do this, but in case no one else's eye catches it— you might want to change European percent to European descent. Please dismiss me when done LOL

Truvia is a natural sweetener. Not artificial.

And thank goodness you came along to teach us all that lesson. What a blessing. You're the best.

How sure are you? How sure exactly?

You mean Trader Ming's.

I'm so glad someone else feels this way. I think it was the response to the first brouhaha that sealed the deal on my adoration and admiration of one Mrs Marilyn Hagerty. Basically, "This is North Dakota, not New York City. If you want to know where to eat in Grand Forks, these are your options," and the fact that she…

I just spit a mouthful of water out all over my phone! You win today in my book, friend.