Inspired by the prank, A-Rod hit a home run that day. It was a Solo shot.

Griffey milked the prank, but thankfully didn’t see it to completion

A-Rod would have a lot to live up to. Everyone always says Junior had the sweetest stroke around.

Hey good thing that ball wainwright above that bird.

Is his boss Willie McGee?

“Ease his pain.

Las Vegas Double Down. I'm feeling that name a little more.

WADA mess.

if you build it, make Mexico pay for it.

“If you build it, it will be the best. Just great. Huge. Like you wouldn’t believe.”

Because the Black Knights always triumph! Have at you!

“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

As a boy alone on the practice field he heard the ghostly whisper

As a fan of the William H. Macy/Alec Baldwin film, I’d go with the Coolers

I think the Las Vegas Aces is actually a pretty good name!

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Contacted regarding the feces, Bryant deferred to his former roommate, one Chuck Johnson.

Why not both?