“BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO”

But we still get to see Buffon and Italy in the NIT, right? And team USA?

I lived in Singapore, my friend found a gecko corpse in his water resevoir. After brewing and drinking coffee from said resevoir. At my office, stateside, I found a drowned queen ant or termite in the empty resevoir.

I heard Bennett was diagnosed with Yossarian’s Shoulder.

Really reaching for a headline here, how low can you go?

That would earn a flag for excessive Smoot-ing.

I don’t know which Internet you are searching, but I recommend the www. You’re Ofer 2 on facts today. Clips started off as the Buffalo Braves, and KC hasn’t had an NBA team since 85, which subsequently moved to Sacramento. I guess the Braves could have stopped in KC en route SD in 1978, but by that time, the Kings…

If you think that’s standing at attention, you may want to talk to your doctor about viagra.

Let’s see how quickly he back-paddle boats on that.

Thanks, and my fellow squids and I are happy to give you a ride or lend you a Corpsman!

I’m with ya, 15 years of AD and counting. I’m happy to do the job and let folks reap the rewards. Much rather the players kneel than Westboro Baptist protest at funerals, but I understand both are protected forms.

DFish scored, and millions of people watched. #cucked

Fox 11: Bringing you yesterday’s news, tonight!

Please, pass this to the relevant authorities.

If’n this sequence doesn’t make the next NFL Bad Lip Reading, I will just quit.

The LB is Kip!

Wow! She basically went to the shores of Tripoli on that play!

“I was finished days ago.”

And the replay wasn’t in “super slow-motion” either. That was regular slo-mo (barely).