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Cris Carter approves.

The dude in his posse who handles his tweeting, has been demoted dude in his posse who takes the fall.

I was at the game (sadly). Almost purchased one of these:

What a selfish play by Lebron. Love was wide open for the kickout on the end of the bench.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

He misspelled ‘all of my fucking three point shooters’

He should have gone with Ron Mexico, Esq.

Weird, after 10,000+ hours of masturbating I'm still getting the same result.

Phil Jackson ‏@PhilJackson11 June 7 Newest coaching hire Sean Rook hit the floor when I told him he was hired. Looking forward to his future here #nyknicks

Rougned Odor’s name and face is basically what happens when you create a player, close your eyes and hold the randomize button down.

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

Normally 1942-2016 is just the crowd estimate at Marlins Park

I bet he bought it at Pinkley Ford. Pinkley Ford, home of the Pinkley Taurus.

Most men wouldn’t able to find their car in the lot if they did that.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

What a tremendous performance by Steven Curry and the San Francisco Warriors!

Any reports on Hillary? Throughout ten Democratic Party debates, Media have not asked Hillary Clinton a single question about she and her husband’s for-profit education scam. Laureate Education, a for-profit college company. Soon after Bill Clinton’s lucrative 2010 Laureate appointment, Hillary Clinton’s State Dept.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

It’s almost as if a team that was on pace to be historically bad a few weeks ago doesn’t inspire people to pay money to watch bad baseball. More breaking news to come at 11.