Indians’ owners are now seeking $700 million in funding from the City to build a new Beeryamid claiming that they can’t compete in today’s marketplace.

112-can beeramid? I had no idea Wade Boggs was an Indians season ticket holder.

I didn't understand the entire article, but I think I got the drift.

As someone else said in this chain, an artist’s rider is their rider, whether for a 5 minute appearance or a whole tour. It’s up to the promoter or the venue to cross off those items before signing that seem Ludicris.

“But no sex stuff, right? Get those transfer papers ready!!”

The 30-inch Zyla

Any word on whether he might have to pay the money back and/or get jail time? The Daily Mail says he “allegedly broke his legal responsibilities to the organization”, so does that mean he risks legal punishment?

That is one magic lip sync!

In deferens to your sense of humor I’ll refrain from making another dick joke.

That’s great but where’s the apology for making them attend a Padres game?

+1 I'll make up for it now

I dont know man...hate crime seems more plausible than the honest mistake of not switching out the previous nights recording

+1 uh-oh

(Those on-field anthems aren’t always live.)

It’s about time someone taught Draymond that urethra you sow.

Warning: the following take is hot; very hot.

The Adams Family ended

Draymond Green Might Be Screwed