No, I’ve thought the same thing myself but it’s not like a human’s leg, there are way more bones and its more complicated so it’s difficult to repair. Also horses need to be able to stand on all four legs at the same time because of weight distribution, so you can’t exactly lay a horse in a bed for a couple months.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Truly a reference that panders to horse racing’s key demographic: Dizzy Dean fans

More like former coach.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

This is what happens when someone who wants to pretend to fight runs into someone who is fine actually fighting.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

Super weird that the team with the 4th best record in the regular season is in the final four.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Watching Bautista’s helmet spin at about the same rate as Odor’s necklace is goddamn hypnotic.

He rougned him up good

What's an X-ray going to show? MRI or GTFO.

But that MRI will be a mother fucker.

You could have grabbed the low hanging Dick Pound fruit, but you went for the gold. Have a star.

Dick Pound may pooh-pooh Zika in public, but behind closed doors he and the IOC are elated that there will be a whole new generation of pinheads across the globe for them to grift.

Leading causes of death in Russia (per capita):

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

I guess the 5 inch gun is now 3 inch.

"All hands, topside with rubber mallets!"