While you’re here making jokes, my Qatar gently weeps.

I had to go back and do research, and I still don’t recall him. Another comment hit it on the head, Cincinnati is the black hole/DPRK of baseball. I remember them in the last decade only for 3 NLDS flame-outs.

I’ve literally never heard of either of these players before.

Alright, you win.

It’s ok, after all:

Video available from the sobriety test.

Maybe GOB used the Aztec Tomb to make the deal disappear.

+1 (cab ride home)

Butch and Luke are proud that the Bushwhackers live on, but they think Cousin Lonzo needs more energy.

I also not your buddy, pal.

I’m not your buddy, pal.

How about they invoke the Infield Guy rule, friend?

Seems like an underhanded way to end a game. The officials need to answer some tough questions about their decision; no softballs.

I like a man passionate about curling. I also like that you are having an existential crisis of the size (or lack thereof) of the button.

The button is infinitesimally small, as it’s the very center of the house. The concentric rings are for reference only, and are defined only as the 4-ft, 8-ft, and 12-ft rings. There is no specified interior of the 4-ft ring.

Call me crazy, but MetLife Stadium opened in 2010, with the NYG and NYJ playing on consecutive days (12 and 13 Sep).

Down and to the left, apparently.

True, but only one can be cleaned up quickly with an old sock.

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

Pshhhh, in high school I finished well under 4 minutes all the time. Even faster if a girl was involved. #Donein60seconds