“We’re not rascist, we cheer for lots of Black players. Like Big Papi! And that guy on the Pats, you know ol’ what’s-his-name that intercepted the pass in the SB. They’re the good ones (well-spoken, even) and we like them, so how could we be rascist?”

+3 distinct varieties of inane chatter.

“Blanco denies that he was involved.”

“Looks good to me!”

Entirely inappropriate for the DB in the surgery theater to yell, “Get in the hole!” as the Doc made the first cut.

A Brewers player with PED insinuations? Hold in while I peel myself off the floor and look for the nearest sample collector to blame. Oy vey!

Do yourself a favor and read Dan Wetzel’s article about how Alexander Bradley wanted to murder Hernandez as revenge, and only spoke with the cops after Hernandez got locked up for the Odin Lloyd killing.

The 3-hole punch I used in assembling the Johnson Report is now in the Middle Management Hall of Fame, in beautiful Scranton, PA.

I had no idea about the underlying story. Thanks, I will have to do some research. Officially intrigued!

Considering the market is fanny-pack wearing fan boys, I’m not sure which side I’m supposed to take here, so I’ll side with “Meh.”

If I had advice for Jeremy, it would be: Try to forget this, Try to erase this, From the blackboard.

No, but his model girlfriend, Man Hands, apparently was.

Whatever the record is for falling 20 games back, I think the Pads break it. I bet they’re 20 back by 1 June.

False, they’re not 20 GB. Yet.

+1 Flintstones Chewable Morphine

I can’t tell if Luke Maye with his beard looks more like Mac from Always Sunny, or like Mick from Teen Wolf, if he didn’t shave for a day. Go Dragons?

So, then we need a wall to keep the Mexicans out of PR?

Perfection. +1 Frinkiac to you.

We got winners.

The last one looks like “Puffy Dennis Leary Goodale” who wants to use caustic observational humor to sell me a truck.