So I threw him on the GROUND! I’m not gonna be part of your “system!”

I give all my credit to God. God being the youth-sized basketball I can palm. #whitedadscanjump

If this is against the rules, I’m glad the neighborhood 4th graders don’t know better to call me on it. #playingabovethe8'rim

Sweep the leg. No mercy.

Correct, but a dashingly handsome fellow grey poster made the same observation you did, 30 seconds sooner.

Nah, just a semi-professional gambler. I correctly pick the winner nearly half of the time.

OSU beat the spread, Michigan failed to cover. The underdog cannot cover a spread.

Who’s coaching the team? Any chance it’s Moises Alou leading them to the promised land?

+1 conversion

Going Dutch means you split it in two, right?

We got someone that can take a look at that groin.

Another top pick, just like ‘Melo, but better on defense. This pick really sticks to his man.

As someone living in Germany, I thank you!

Whatcha gonna do with all that funk
All that funk inside your junk?

More like “Dirk No-Rim-ski” amiright?

Rat-truther time: I read the associated article on buzzfeed. The shooter was a dude; boyfriend of one of the girls.

Where’s the love?

I’m an expat living in Germany, and I have work Monday a.m. Game starts 1230 a.m. local and I am headed to bed. Easy win.

Do Datome one more time, one star is never enough.

No, but what about Mr Mojo Risin?