If rugby wants to build a following in Trump’s America, they should only have USA Tens.

I know we’re all rooting for Fultz to be put out of his misery, but a shooting expert seems premature and frankly, cruel.

Have you been living in a hole? We all know the big diet trends: Atkins, Paleo, Beef ‘N Beanz . . .

“SoI can’t be pleased with the results of the Process so far? I can only enjoy the Process after they win a championship?”

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

The reason what he said is bad is because, while it is true, it’s inherently dismissive of the victims of the “lesser crime,” and acts as an excuse for something that frequently leads to something worse down the line. What he’s saying isn’t literally incorrect, but his saying it makes has some pretty messed-up…

All joking aside, absolutely. I’m a big believer in “these guys deserve second chances...somewhere else.” When you’re paid what they are and are catered to throughout society as they are, the notion that you served your time and now we’re pleased to welcome you back on TV for millions of dollars a year is sickening.…

Don’t get on your tiptoes. The joke will cut your head off.

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Maybe watersports.

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

I wish him a (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) speedy recovery

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

This may sound terrible, but it isn’t unprecedented. In 2014, former Mariners catcher Jesus Montero was a perfect 31-for-31 at Baskin-Robbins.

MRSA can be found in Tampa Bay’s locker room as well.

Id give you a CLAP, but i dont want to get itchy.