Fixed! 

You are very dumb and have no idea what "off the record" means.

Is it really the sleazy ivy league-ness that is the problem though? When the Yanks signed Chapman, or when the Mets re-signed Reyes, or when the Cubs got Chapman (srsly, f that guy), it was more of a low-key face-rubbing of “yeah, this is a baseball move” and “due process” “charges dropped” etc.

“That’s Gregory attempting to do cocaine. And that’s Matthew successfully doing cocaine.”

You sweet summer child. 

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

Roethlisberger cares very little about consent.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

“A lot, actually.”
-Taiji, Japan

But they don’t have to.  Running backs are largely a commodity in today’s NFL.  The top contracts almost exclusively go to quarterbacks and edge rushers with a few WRs thrown in. Overpaying for a running back is dumb.

That reason alone should disqualify him from being on the $20 bill.

55 yards is such a bomb straight off of turf. Man or woman.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

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