Met (?) Drew Magary once. Thought it was some raccoons going through my trash can and turned out to be him!

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

It’s almost like you have no idea what you’re talking about.

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. They’re both heinous trolls and vicious fascists.

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Man, that’s a weird fetish.

Disavow all knowledge of your nephew’s existence

“If you don’t vote, don’t bitch.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for freedom of expression and the right to say what you think, but if you think Trump and Clinton were both bad and then decided to stay home, you’ve got pretty shaky grounds upon which to stand complaining about it now.

Came for this.

All the stars, Derp. However, waking up late is better than waking up never, I guess.

“Shut the fuck up and pass the biscuits.”

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

If I ever get to meet Pop, I’m going to ask for his autograph.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.