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America does not heed its better angels. America is exactly what we all knew what America was. America looked into the abyss. America saw its id. And America embraced it.

Haisley’s write-in vote will be nine paragraphs long and make no sense.

When asked about it, Epstein said it was “lot better than the crow than Joe Maddon was going to have to eat had we lost.”

Indiana

Everybody loves the Cubs! So who is the Cub player(s) that everybody is going to hate in 3 years?

“John from Cincinnati ... meet Bill from Boston.”

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Of course it does; you’re calling the man a woman, which is why it is an insult.

I dunno, but props to him for doing it.

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

I assure you - any heartbreak we face will be infinitely better than sitting in mom’s cellar during October. I hope you have a space heater.

First reply! Remember when Brian Kelly killed that kid?

I legit laughed out loud!

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I mean, she managed to set the Alicia Machado trap in response to a question about her stamina. It’ll probably come up when she’s asked about Syria.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.