Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.

Fucking spoilers, Barry. Jeez.

Actually, the fans were paid to chant “FANDUUUUUUUEL” throughout the game.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.

Nats manager is a job that hasn’t been run competently ever since Brandon defected to the Beach Club.

Charlie would never have found out anyway, as he don’t surf.

“*crying* It’s not even food! It doesn’t taste good, it’s just plastic!” - Me eating Panera

Yes, let’s all root for Yankees West. It’s the worst of both worlds.

Ironically, the head of his penis is shaped like George Clooney’s hair.

Meh. They intentionally walked the guy in front of him to put a runner in scoring position. That’s equally disrespectful. And, I’m wading into the muddy waters of unwritten rules, but:
If you’ve just been disrespected, I feel like you’re justified in rubbing your success in the other teams face.

In related news, the Vatican Cinnabon franchise, PapalBon, has seen a 60% increase in web traffic.

Pretty strong statement that the Angels aren’t going to make the playoffs since they’re only 1/2 a game behind right now.

Big deal, Barry. It takes twice as many people to undress Eli.

The number of people whose heads this went over is astonishing.

Living in Cleveland and being a Lions fan (I know), I used to despise being forced to watch Browns games on local TV. This past year I have come to view things from a different perspective: Browns games are undeniably the funniest thing on TV that given week, except maybe “Rick & Morty.”

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.

Yes

Yes, the old communist. Like this one.

My DC neighbor summed it up great when explaining why he was wearing a Susan G Koman shirt not a Redskins one yesterday: