Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

He must be one those people that gets others to agree with him by making them uncomfortable until they give a soft chuckle and a half-hearted “yeah ok man” just to make him shut up

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

“Footbaw”

THROW UP THE ZOOK-SIGNAL.

“You see, FIRED stands for Fiercely and Intensely Searching for Employment Decisions...”

Well, if anyone is qualified to speak about dicks in Bristol...

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Sorry buddy. Revenue sports are professional sports. Schools maximize revenues, spend hundreds of millions on facilities to attract the kids they can’t pay, pay coaches millions to maximize the wins (and revenue) and good salaries to support staff, and generate tens of millions if not nine-figure revenues each year.…

Yes- in contrast, Jay is against forcible penetration.

Worst Cosplay ever.

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

Tell me more about this Pedalike product.

Stare at that screenshot at the top of the page and try not to smile, I dare you.

I may be misremembering, but I think Drew ultimately didn’t qualify for the Barcelona Olympics.

Nicknames for Magary, ranked:

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…