Rihanna has had enough experience with filthy wife-beaters.

I would like if John Harbaugh lead a nation, its just a pity Joe Flacco would over throw it

…the Jays have hit for an .808 on base-plus-slugging, which isn’t all that different from .769 they hit before it.

+ Numbers

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

Do you really expect Floridians to understand that dolphins aren’t fish?

Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”

That’s badass.

Whereas Ted Williams is probably the coolest.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Kobe is still fairly certain that no means yes.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

“We knew he was coming months ago.”

Despite the rumors, Wildlings are actually quite lovely people.

Toews also gave it straight to Hossa in 2010 and Handzus in 2013.

That’s funny ... because if you asked Bill James how likely Mark Buerhle was to have thrown a no-hitter in 2009, he’d immediately start by looking at the long-term stats (the 2009 season would be sufficient) to determine how out of character a game with no hits would have been for Buerhle. (He’d also give you some…

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

—Yoda, catching his son using the computer up late

[Touches envelope to forehead]