When will there be a Beatles backlash? John Lennon was a wife-beating, child-neglecting prick, and they made a ton of shitty calliope music (and also a lot of great music). Isn’t it time?

Am I the only one who didn’t know that “cotton-pickin’” has racial connotations?

Yeah? Jeets?

BUT THAT’S THE POINT!

Bunting is hard.

You think the people who founded the Klan we’re liberals just because they were Democrats. Do I have this right?

I’m going to paraphrase your comment here. Please tell me if I have this right:

My friend, I just thought the book sucked. Sounds like we disagree on that point, and that’s fine.

I thought Ready Player One sucked. As you point out, it was just an excuse to cram as many geekly pop culture references into one book as possible.

This is good kinja, but it’s very bad internet.

+ 7.5 at best

Let’s be clear: there’s no shame in not running into a building with an active shooter in it (unless it’s your job). There is infinite shame in lying about your willingness to do so.

OR he was playing too few minutes and that made him soft!!1!

I’ll be nicer about it: the Democrats have never had a filibuster-proof majority since the assault weapons ban was repealed in 2004. They literally have never had the opportunity to re-enact that ban. So it’s hard to blame them from a legislative standpoint.

Pretty big leap from “you shouldn’t say these words because you’re a jerk if you do”, which is what Patrick said, to “you shouldn’t be allowed to say these words,” which is what you’re saying Patrick said. But he didn’t say that. You look bad here.

I am fascinated by the saga of Markelle Fultz’s jumpshot.

Criminals don’t get guns in other countries that have stricter gun laws.

A) You don’t have to read anything. Don’t complain about reading something if it’s plain from the headline that it’s something you’re not interested in.

Rinse and repeat the same comment for Jimmy Butler in 2 years, Andrew Wiggins in 5 years, and KAT in 7 years.

There are lawyers who post on Deadspin? Who knew?