Will always be hilarious. Dick Enberg’s face at the end is classic.

Len and JD are good in their own way, but I don’t see any reason they’re definitely better than Benetti and Stone.

Mike Matheny is playing checkers while the rest of us are eating checkers.

Can’t see his right hand, but I’m definitely picturing a fancy cane in it.

“Five hole howler” is what happens when I try to backdoor the missus

Rick Perry is an incompetent ignoramus and should be shot into the Sun immediately. And writing this op-ed (or putting his name on an op-ed somebody wrote for him) is stupid and a waste of time.

Baseball is great and fun BECAUSE it is tedium punctuated by unexpected awesomeness. Manfred is a terrorist.

BROCK HOLT!!!

Just like all the other Boston teams. Theyaah so tawchawd!!!

“Awareness” is the first step in the purchase funnel.

I stand by my earlier comment that Tim Tebow is just a fucking idiot and basically has no clue what he’s doing. It’s the simplest explanation here.

Occam’s razor: Tim Tebow is a home-schooled idiot and doesn’t know what he’s doing most of the time.

How do you know Westbrook’s goal isn’t winning?

All I know is that I thought I would never see a guy average a triple-double for a season. It felt like one of those sports things (like a guy winning 30 games in baseball) that is just an artifact of another era. Hell, if Magic Johnson couldn’t do it, how the could anybody?

Something something Epstein’s mother something. I don’t know it’s early.

Are you familiar with the concept of WAR in baseball? It’s the same thing. Some positions matter more than others or have rarer skillsets. If a catcher and a LF put up the exact same offensive numbers, the catcher is more valuable because offense is harder to find at that position. Or to put it another way, the…

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Roskam is such a chickenshit. I live in his district, which went for Hillary 51-44 or something like that. The asshole will not respond to his constituents in any meaningful way. The seat has been Republican for at least 40 years. I’m hoping we can change that in 2018.

He is past his elite QB days in the same way that I am past mine.

Whatever issues the NL has, they are at least balanced out by the White Sox’ (Soxs’? Soxes’? Soxeses’s?) continued existence.