This is good.

First, awesome typo.

Yes you do.

I have the same surname as a certain current white supremacist White House Chief Strategist. Is my life about to get worse?

How long will Donald Trump be President? Feel free to answer this question in days, weeks, months, years or terms.

I have found that in the last two weeks my patience for rich dudes with no filter has gone to zero.

I think that’s his last name? Maybe I made it up. Would be sadder if I knew it.

So... my last name is also “Bannon.”

I saw Nick Viall walking down the street in Chicago about 3 years ago. Here are the stages of being a dude and recognizing somebody from The Bachelor(ette) on the street:

I cannot take credit.

Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you

That happened to me too! Stupid Kinja...

He really can HUAC the dick off the ball!

What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

I posted this in another thread: Mussina is 58th in all-time WAR according to Baseball Reference. Right between Griffey Jr and Nolan Ryan.

Exactly. There is no valid argument that Hoffman was a better player than Mussina.

Mike Mussina was great, and it’s annoying as hell that he’s not in. I am neither a Yankees nor an O’s fan.

Why not just make farting sounds instead of talking?

Correct.

Drew: ...bear farm.