Remember when Jalopnik only had car shit on its homepage, not some article by a fucking goon with a name synonymous with what you would think is a shitty wannabe Atlanta rapper?

You’re genuinely stupid if you think that MINOR tap to the back of a HELMET encased head was cause enough for blame. Even the announcers said it was a tap, but of course Crosby initiated a dive over minor contact in order to dramatize the whole thing.

In some cases, driving without doors is illegal.

“Joe” sounds like a real major douchebag.

God damn the ignorance of you fucking people is unfathomable.

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Your Jimmies are Rustled.

The seats are heated and ventilated to help calm your sore b-holes!

Cool story bro. Butt queef it again.

If it isn't related, keep your butt-queefing comments on the shit hole that is Buzzfeed.

Who cares?

What would I have to be mad about?

Blame Bush.

Numbers are way off. Actually, Bush approved $17,400,000,000 to the Automakers, whereas Obama upped it to $85,000,000,000.

Actually, Bush only approved $17,400,000,000 to go to the Automakers, whereas Obama UPPED the ante to $85,000,000,000. We also lost well over $23,000,000,000 in tax payer money to his shoddy deal.

He better love it — the administration he is a part of basically kept them afloat to make the stupid thing.

You're a fucking idiot if your jimmies are that rustled. Boohoo, he impeded on some shitty painted box. Give him a warning, send him on his way. /endpussfest

How much money did we blow on these fucktards again?

If some tool on a bicycle chases me in my car down to the next light just to get all up on my window and yell stupid sh!t in an English accent then you damn well bet I would have gotten out of my car as well.

VW already did this — the Interlagos.