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This is a dumb fucking article. How is it even front page?

Couldn't agree more.

Couldn't agree more. And why strut brace? Mustangs no likely turns.

Because V8 racekar!

BOOM!

This is just a horrible idea altogether. What do you suppose for a front end collision when someone's bed is full of loose tools or machinery/equipment?

Leave it to the liberal douchebags of Buzzfeed to manage their way over to Deadspin and turn an article about a guy who can't count to potato into a political bash fest.

Talk about rice as f_ck. A JVC Kenwood windshield sticker, vented hood, and dat stance and fitment brahhh.

They ought to just tear the whole city down.

I do, aktually.

Looks like I rustled some Amerifag Musclecar Jimmies.

Touche.

Regular folks don't watch GMA or Today, that's just the dumbass liberals from BuzzFeed and the West Coast.

Still a Ford. Still twist beam rear. Still not going going to turn heads or pull any defectors from elsewhere in the automotive world.

Motor swap should not count, IMO.

Reveal a boring car on a boring show with shitty ratings and poor cast.

Two brothers enter, but only one can win

Kill yourself.

They still fight better than the Pittsburgh Penguins.